Today's War News: LOLustria-HungLOLy casts out Declarations of war to The USSR, Minecraft And Other World Powers, In Response, VietLOL Launches a nuclear strike to LOLustria-HungLOLy, but the nukes were shot down by LOLustro-HungLOLarian AA Guns. This Is a Grim Start To Another War Of World War III. Also, The Battle In GeoROFLgia is getting intense, The USSR Forces are beginning to take control of the captial, Thousands Of Casualties were reported from GeoROFLgia due to USSR Nukes, but the GeoROFLgians do not show any signs of backing down, despite these Impossible Odds against them. Also, Yesterday the USSR Launched an attack in a sudden war against LOLmania, The USSR won without much resistance from the LOLmanian people, Strategic Nuclear Launches Helped set the stage for a hostile takeover, the USSR later Annexed LOLmania, but the president of LOLmania. kept his position. More Declarations Of War Rang out from VietLOL And IreLOL Today against the CLPA Central Powers, due to nuclear strikes against Several of their allies.
"World War III is something none of us expected, But we all know who the Mastermind is behind it, The Supreme AI" - Microsoft Sam.
Today's Major News: Minecraftian Stock Market Rapidly Rising, Nearly Avoiding A Recession. President EASlol passed a law forcing companies to lower prices on their goods to avoid a recession. Some Company owners were angry at the preisdent for enforcing such a law. But EASlol reasurred them that things would have been much worse if they had not lowered prices.
BREAKING NEWS: IROFLaq Has Been Defeated By Minecraftian Soldiers, with assistance From VietLOL. Details Later Today.
Other News: Minecraftians continue to dig through the rubble of Ching-LOL, A VietLOL Outpost looking for any survivors from the badly battered city. just last night, the CLPA Central Powers. Commanded By Cybriann, attacked the outpost in the valley of the four winds in minecraft. the city was nearly destroyed. But the allies still managed to pull a victory.
Minecraftians still urge for the war efforts to go on. President EASlol starting using factories to mass produce war machines and new weapons, EASlol did mention that there was a new weapon currently being built, but he would not tell us here at MNN what it was.
Thats all for now! we will see you back here at 3:00 PM EST for more news and updates on World War III And Other news.
